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John Hawkins Unrated.com: Cruise: Day 3

  • jason · 1 year ago
    Sounds like an awesome vacation so far (and I'm only half way through)! But the eagle gave me an awesome idea. Go back, setup a webcam and a satellite IP. Point it at the eagle's nest. I bet there are friggin huge eagle eggs there. They'll hatch soon and everyone will want to see. Millions of people will visit! People will think Hawk'ins is your "public" name. You'll get booked on David Letterman, bumping Jack Hanna from the schedule. You'll have drinks with effing Biff Henderson!

    sigh. I blame the coffee this morning. Still, you better jump on that idea before someone else does.